What is With these people?

I'd just like everyone to realize how very, well, strange some teachers are. When I was at mandarin today, I overheard a teacher in another classroom say: "Well, now. We'll begin the tests. You have 10 minutes to study all your material." I might add that the aforementioned classroom is a level 8 one, and that the students there get truckloads of material. 10 minutes? How about 10 months?
My friend told me this story: She was walking into her classroom and reading a book at the same time. She likes to read really long, thick books, and this one was a Jane Austen, I think. (I know, she's got a lot of time on her hands). Anyway, her teacher grabbed the book as she sat down and said "This reading material is far to grown-up for young girls like you. You were probably mutilating this book. I shall have to confiscate it." but then, later that day, she saw the teacher reading the book while eating a sandwich. Talk about hypocritical.
Anyway, I know people are crazy. It's a fact.
Bye!
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