How to Avoid a Brain Freeze

I was just reading about how when something cold touches your tooth you get a brain freeze. So all you have to do to get rich quick is bet a friend that you can finish a milkshake in less than 3 minutes without getting a brain freeze. then stick a straw into the glass, put the other end into your mouth (past the teeth) and drink. Quick Money!
Another tip: I see a lot of my friends with really strange nails. I try to make mine nice. If you have to push back the cuticles, do so only once a month. Pushing them back hurts the nail underneath the cuticle and makes it look funny when it grows enough to become visible.
Yet another tip: If you make a website, do NOT disable right-click. This makes it irritating for innocent people, and forces stealers to resort to stealing your whole page, not part of it.
Yet ANOTHER tip: If you get a deal online that looks to good to be true, read the fine print. In fact, ALWAYS read the fine print.
Yet AnOtHeR TIP: When having your picture taken, open your eyes wide (not too wide though) your eyes will squint when the flash clicks so opening your eyes wide will make them look more natural.
Big Toe Says: Girls are like slugs. They probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.
Me: Totoro! No! Different quote.
Big Toe says: NO.
Me. Oh, okay. Girls around the world, don't take this personally.