Houston, We May Be Out of Kleenex.

*Sniff* *Sniffity-Sniff-sniff*
My mom's going back to see her parents again. I'm sad. *Sniff* *sniff*
Do you like my new layout? I spent ages trying to decide which one, but I think this one is good.
I wonder what I should talk about today. Maybe....
I know my mom likes cheese, but really, one this big?










I think not.
I am very tired. AND I am out of ideas. Hmm. Lets, see, what holiday is coming up soon? Oh, Valentine's Day. also my birthday, but the world doesn't celebrate that, unfortunately. If I become a Canadian Dictator everyone'll have to send me flowers.

ANYWAY. Valentine's day. Lots of my friends think that it's just a hallmark scheme. I was thinking of making print-out cards for my friends, and putting a little crown logo and the words Schmallmark in cursive. Maybe? I always appreciate the little heart cinnamon candies, seeing as how I don't like commercial chocolate.

I like holidays. Last year I went over to a friends house and we just sat there flicking message hearts at each other. Ha.
I have come up with several slogans for my Valentine's day cards.
Have a Hippy Happy Heppo Hippo Valentine's Day. (No, maybe not)
Bee my valentine. (Can you be sued by Hallmark for plagurizing their card slogans?)
One of those heart candy ones where the letters spell out Happy Valentine's day, Valentine! (Umm... This doesn't work. It's too tacky.)
Happy Valentine's day, for Pete's sake. (Charlie brown? Maybe.)
Happy Valentine's Day. (That works.)

Big Toe Says:I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.