Super Happy Thanksgiving!

Oh boy! It's the turkey holliday!
At my house we don't actually celebrate Thanksgiving, but everyone makes such a big deal out of it. So I have to take notice.
Three ways to celebrate Thanksgiving:
1. With a big huge meal and a big whopping cake and coffee and stuff.
2. With pizza.
3. Not at all.
Normally my mom just cooks a nice meal. Like always (except when she's really stressed and we have takeout.) I always thought it would be nice to have roast chicken or something, but only because I really like to eat roast chicken and Thanksgiving's a good excuse.
Three reasons why a it's better to eat chicken on Thanksgiving:
1. Chickens are smaller (I can't imagine my family of 3 eating a hugh big bird like a turkey, can you?)
2. Chickens take less time to cook.
3. I like chickens!!! (this reason should be good enough for you.)
Anyhow, I have to go and see if I can at least bargain for a Thanksgiving desert.
Big Toe says: What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?