For Goodness Sakes!

I am really very confused. I might need some sort of safari explorer to help me hack through the jungle maze that is my mind.
Big Toe is no help at all. He is off muttering quotes about cookies.
I still have a full ten boxes of Girl Guide Cookies to sell, buy them PLEASE!!! Never mind that they taste disgusting, give me a stomach ache, and on top of it all, cost $4. Did you know that for $4, you can buy twice as much of regular old store bought vanilla-filling-and-chocolate-on-the-outside cookies? Yes, folks, just a simple trip to the grocery store could get you twice as much cookies (Oreos, perhaps) for almost half the price!
Oh, yes, AND in the Drama class I go to, we are doing the play Horton Hears A Who! Here is a picture of the book:
Never mind that we're all much to old to have read the book in the last 3 years (although I must confess I do still watch the movie at Christmastime.) This Sunday we are choosing the parts, and I want to be the evil eagle. Not because he's evil, it's just I'd really like a chance to flap around someplace without attracting funny looks. Look, I know it's weird. But it's either that or I could be a Wickersham brother.
Poll: Given the choice between a huge great flapping eagle and a huge great purple gorilla, which would you choose?
a) the eagle
b) the gorilla
Sign the guestbook if you have an answer.
Big Toe has finally gotten himself together and come up with a quote.
Big Toe says: Green Eggs and Ham? What kind of Doctor writes about Green Eggs and Ham?
Thank you, Toe-toro, for that, um, enlightening quote.