Wow, I haven't posted for MONTHS

I am in Ontario looking for a house with my Mom, and I think I am pretty qualified to give you some DON'TS if You are selling your house.
1. NO underwear on the floor. It does not look artful. At all.
2. NO unsightly holes in the wall. Yuck.
3. NO garbage such as candy wrappers lying around.
4. NO really old furniture.
5. You should NOT be cooking lunch when the people come to visit and look at your house.
See? NEVER!!!!
Here is a video to brighten your day!
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